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May 22, 2008
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Just as Gio makes Betty an incredibly romantic offer, Henry pops back into her life with a proposal of his own. Meanwhile, Betty finds herself centerfield at the charity softball game of the year: Mode vs. ELLE Magazine. Can Wilhelmina strike out ELLE's star player, supermodel Naomi Campbell? In other developments, an orphaned boy from France turns up at Mode with an amazing claim, and Hilda learns some shocking news about Coach Diaz, on the Season Finale of "Ugly Betty,".

2x07 - Something Wicked This Way Comes

• Justin: I heard one time Beyonce went in there to get her weave tightened but Fergie wanted the equipment, so she totally bitch slapped her.
  Ignacio: Hey…
  Justin: What there’s no other word for it.

Betty:  I cant go.
Henry: I know, your family’s really loud.
Betty:  Im sorry, they just don’t want me to be alone.
Henry: Monday Daniel didn’t want you to be alone, on Tuesday Christina didn’t want you to be alone
Betty: I know they’re just trying to help me get over you
Henry: We see less of each other now, before we were even going out. Wouldn’t it just be easier to tell them the truth?
Betty: No, no we cant, we cant do that.  Were doing something really stupid Henry.  Your leaving for Tuscan in five months and I don’t want them telling me im going to get my heart broken I already know that.
Henry: Ok ok, you’re right I just didn’t think it was going to be like this.

Hilda:  Betty come inside, Papi unscrewed the good wine.

Betty: Christina I gotta ask you something. You know how sometimes you say your not gonna have a drink but secretly you’ve got this great bottle of alcohol like..
Christina: Like a twenty year old Bourbon, no no no Better, like a single malt whisky, no or just maybe like an ice cold…
Betty: Ok it doesn’t matter, you’ve got this booze but you cant tell anyone about it because they know its bad for you, but all you can think about is going home and drinking it and drinking it.
Christina: What is this, a bloody intervention because I can give it up whenever I want.
Betty: No, this has nothing to do with you or alcohol. Okay lets start over. Say you have a dozen donuts.

Christina:  Oh my God, he’s your donut.
Betty: Yes and he’s delicious and I cant tell anyone.
Christina: Betty, he’s got Charlie and the baby and he’s leaving… But its also very hot.. Oh but you could get your heart broken and damn it, who cares its also very hot hot hot.
Betty: I know, but its wrong
Christina: Or is it right?
Betty: Either way we have to keep it a secret.
Christina:  Secret Romance, back to hot.
Betty: That means we never get to see each other, we haven't even ……
Christina: Cold Cold
Betty:  I know
Christina: Okay you wanna keep it a secret, use me as your cover tonight, okay but you’ve gotta take that donut and you’ve got to bite it and dunk it in your coffee and get it hot and….and wet….and bite into it again… oh good I need a drink
Betty: I need a donut.

(Gio hands betty a stack of coupons)
Gio:  Cause you got me canned from my old job, which lit a fire under me, 3 coupons.
Betty:  Ah.  A free cookie.
Gio: Well you did get me canned, let’s make it 2.

Amanda:  Heey, Party in the village last night, you will not believe who’s boob popped out.
Marc: Ug, need to know, not now.  Were at code Fuchsia.
Amanda: You got someone pregnant.
Marc: Uh, that’s code never.

Marc: Uh stop meat, bread. Stop it. 
Wilhelmina:  Stop it, I gotta gain 6 pounds by Saturday to fill it out.   (They see betty approaching eating a sandwich)
Look at her.  She makes it seem so easy.

Betty: Maybe you can try something catchy like that donut shop downstairs.  A whole lot of fun, that just makes me smile.
Gio:  Oh yeah yeah, that’s also the name of a strip club in bayside.
Betty: And now I know you better.

Wilhelmina: Find out what Betty is having for lunch and order me 2.

• Cliff moves in for a kiss goodbye.
  Marc:  You know the fashion world, so homophobic.

• Wilhelmina:  This is not about Nico. Look!
  Marc: Chocolate! Disastrous!  Why again?
  Wilhelmina: These are for the reception.  There’s supposed to be one white and one dark in each box.  Ebony & Ivory….. My Wedding Theme.
  Marc: Oh
  Wilhelmina: That idiot wedding planner has gone and segregated them.
  Marc: This is unacceptable.
  Wily: What do we want?
  Marc: Integrated Chocolates.
  Wilhelmina: When do we want them?
  Marc: Now!

• Gio:  So im just Curious being your boyfriend and all.  Am I gentle lover?
  Betty: Eww

• Amanda: Why are you talking about that guy’s pickle.
  Betty: Never mind…….. Amanda, gosh you look so pretty today.  I love that sweater.
  Amanda:  Well thank you… I love your……… Ok.

• Becks:  We have a winner.  Four Words…. SAN – DRA   Win-THROPE.
  Daniel:  When you say four words you mean four syllables.

• Justin: I read on the internet that Madonna came in today.
  Hilda: ah yeah yeah, sure she was there.  Kabalah This, Kabalah That.
  Justin: Liar! Madonna’s recording in London till the end of the month.

• Betty: Can you believe this, (she skips) its our first real date.
  Henry: Did you just skip?
  Betty: No… maybe, im just really exited.

• Antonella: Im not sitting with egg salad.
  Henry: Eh, ok, I really don’t want that name to catch on.

• Betty:  (she texts) Youre about to hear a cough.  That’s me saying hello.  (She coughs)
  Henry: ( he texts) Youre about to hear a sneeze.   That’s me saying hello.  (He sneezes)
  Gio: Your about to hear gagging that’s me.

• Cliff: Who ordered steak for two and chocolate soufflé for dessert.
  Wilhelmina: I don’t know but im taking them.  Tip him 5 dollars, he needs a haircut.

• Marc: She doesn’t give dinner breaks. Wilhelmina treats all white people like slaves.  Something about payback.

• Betty: Wait a minute. Henry, you got another girl pregnant, your not allowed to be jealous.
  Henry: That’s just it, you keep talking about how sad your going to be when I leave.  But I have to leave you.  Your not the only one getting your heart broken here Betty.

• Daniel: That is Betty’s coat.
  Sandra: You really should give that girl a raise.

• Hilda: You and Henry.  Pregnant Henry.  Have you two even….
  Betty: No. Tonight was supposed to be.  You know what it doesn’t even matter anymore.
  Hilda: Wow Betty.
  Betty: I know and please don’t tell me how stupid I am, I cant bare to hear it from you too.
  Hilda:  Oh no no no.  Your stupid.
  Betty: Hilda.
  Hilda: You only have five months left with Henry and you’re here talking to me. If someone told me I could have one more night with Santos, do you think I would turn that down because it would hurt when it was over?
  Betty: I guess not.   But what if he….
  Hilda: What are you still doing here. There is a man out there who loves you. Go the clock is ticking.
  Betty:  Oh, okay, thank you, thank you.  Thank you for understanding. .   Oh um, maybe we shouldn’t tell dad.
  Hilda: Oh yeah no, Im romantic, not crazy.